Senior Texting Codes

We don’t have texting on our cell phone as we are not really too tech savvy. Besides, we have Verizon and are in one of their black holes up here on the Massanutten. When you see their map most of the country is colored red. If there is a little white spot in Virginia, that’s us. Young people have their texting codes and here are some that Seniors could use. I know I could use a lot of them.

ATD – At the Doctors

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWIW – Forgot Where I was

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMSG – Oh, My! Sorry, Gas

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!)

Keep your fork

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