Pets vs. Kids

It took me quite a few years to figure this one out. Dogs and cats are better than kids because:

1) they eat less,

2) they don’t ask for money all the time,

3) they are easier to train,

4) they normally come when called,

5) they never ask to drive the car,

6) they don’t want to wear your clothes,

7) they don’t smoke or drink,

8) they don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

9) they don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Keep your fork

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