Retire Where??? New York City

This is the 3rd in a series of places to live or retire.

You can retire to New York City where…
1. You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find South Dakota on a map.
3. You think Central Park is “nature.”
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You’ve worn out a car horn. (ed. note, if you have a car)
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

Keep your fork

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