Little Susie was not the best student in our Catechism class. Usually she slept through the class. One Saturday morning our teacher, Sister Sarah, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Susie, who created the universe?” When Susie, a good friend of mine that sat ahead of me didn’t stir, I took my pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” Susie shouted. Sister Sarah said, “Very Good” and continued teaching our class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Susie didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, I came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Susie. And once again sister Sarah said, “Very Good,” and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” Again, I came to her rescue.
This time Susie jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”
Sister Sarah fainted.
Keep your fork.