The Olson Family

The Olson’s, a family in the area, built a fancy new house and wanted to show it off to their friends and neighbors so they sent out invitations for a party. On the party night, Mrs. Olson suddenly remembered they didn’t have any toilet paper for their fancy indoor bathroom. She sent Mr. Olson out to buy some, but no stores were open. So they settled on cutting up some of Mrs. Olson’s old dress patterns which were of tissue paper. The party was a success and afterwards, two of the Norwegian ladies were discussing how fancy everything was. “Yah,” said Mrs. Thorson, “dey are so fancy dat dey got special toilet paper, some marked “Front” and some marked “Back.”

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