We’ve all had a bad day whether we want to admit it or not. The question is, “How do you know it’s going to be a bad day?” Here might be some indicators.
- You wake up face down on the pavement.
- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- You see a “Sixty Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
- You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night’s party – and there aren’t any.
- You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You show up for work and the boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize you don’t have a waterbed.
- Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angles on the freeway.
- Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Keep your fork