You Know It’s Going To Be A Bad Day

We’ve all had a bad day whether we want to admit it or not. The question is, “How do you know it’s going to be a bad day?” Here might be some indicators.

  • You wake up face down on the pavement.
  • You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
  • You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
  • You see a “Sixty Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
  • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
  • Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
  • You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night’s party – and there aren’t any.
  • You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
  • Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
  • You show up for work and the boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
  • You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize you don’t have a waterbed.
  • Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of  Hell’s Angles on the freeway.
  • Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Keep your fork

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