Wine Before Bed

In most states used car lots are so thick that the sales people have to wear name tags to keep from trying to sell to each other. Here in Virginia the same is true with vineyards and other places that sell wine. In fact, the state publishes a winery guide in the form of a road map showing the location of hundreds of vineyards across the state. Needless to say, wine is a big business in Virginia.

A single glass of wine at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep if it were not for a lot of seniors having to get up during the night for, as my grand-dad would say, “to see a man about a dog.” There is good news ‘tho. California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE.

Keep your fork

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