Farmer’s Names

George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names. So he started calling his kids after something around the farm.

It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer George’s sons, the boy replied, “Wagon Wheel.”

The teacher said, “I need your real name boy,” to which the lad replied, “It’s Wagon Wheel, Sir…..Really.”

The teacher, rather annoyed rejoined, “All right young man, take yourself right down to the Principal’s office this minute.”

The youngster pushed himself out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, “C’mon, Chicken Feed, he ain’t gonna believe you, either.”

Keep your folk

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