Wait For Me

An old man rocking on his porch sees a young kid and his fishing pole walking down the dirt road. “Where you goin’ with that pole?” he calls.

“Gonna git me some fish with this here fishing pole!” answers the kid.

Sure enough, as the sun is setting the old man sees the kid going home with a whole stringer of fish.

Next day, the old man is rocking on his porch and sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some duct tape. “Where you goin’ with that?” he calls.

“Gonna git me some ducks with this here tape!” answers the kid.

“You can’t git no ducks with tape!” hollers the old man.

But sure enough, as the sun is setting the old man sees the kid going home with the tape strung out behind him and ducks stuck all over it.

Next day, the old man is rocking on his porch when he sees the kid walking down the dirt road with some chicken wire. “Where you going with that wire?”, he calls.

“Gonna git me some chickens with this here wire!” answers the kid.

“You can’t git no chickens with wire,” hollers the old man.

But sure enough, as the sun is setting the old man sees the kid going home with the wire strung out behind him and chickens stuck all through it.

Next day, the old man is rocking on his porch when he sees the kid walking down the road carrying some pussy willows. “Now hold on a minute,” calls the old man, “while I git my hat!!”

Keep your fork

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