The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song titles (J-Z)

This is the second half of the Best of the Worst country-Western Song Titles. See the June 25th post for the 1st half.

Learning To Live Again Without You Is Killing Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
My Head Hurts, My feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
Oh, Lord! It’s Hard To Be Humble When You’re Perfect In Every Way
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
Please Bypass This Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My heart
She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without
Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
Tennis Must Be Your Racket ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ To You
Thank God For Greyhound She’s Gone
The Last Word In Lonesome Is ‘Me”
There Ain’t No Waste In My Baby’s Love Canal
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Lose Out Of Me)
When We Get Back To The Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town)
When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll think You’re Walking In
Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
You Can’t Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play
You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Done Tore My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You’re A Cross I Can’t Bear
You’re Ruining My Bad Reputation
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Keep your fork

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