- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow down!
- On all of your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’!
- Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
- Order a Diet Water wherever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Sing along at the opera.
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
- When leaving the zoo, start running toward your parked car yelling, ‘Run for your lives! They’re loose!’
- Tell your children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.’
- Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, then go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
- Go to a large department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: ‘THERE’S NO PAPER IN HERE!’
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