An aging woman had a dream. In the dream, God appeared to her and said, “I’m going to give you another 40 years, 6 months and 24 days of life.” When she woke up, she was very excited as she was a strong religious believer. She thought to herself that if that’s going to happen she had better get a bit of work done
If you could nip it or tuck it, push it or pull it, enhance it or get rid of it, she had it done. When she was done with all the procedures, she was looking too good. She decided that she deserved to take herself out on the town and celebrate.
That night, while downtown celebrating, she was walking across a street when a car ran a red light. BAM! The car hit and killed her dead.
Upon awaking in heaven she saw God sitting and looking at her. “Now, God, I really don’t understand this. You said that you would grant me another 40 years, 6 months and 24 days of life, and here I am standing before you. What’s up with that?” she said.
God looked at her and replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”
Keep your fork