A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl — box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can’t go.
If you’re interested and want to go instead of him, it’s at St. Peter’s Church in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name is Louise. She’s 5’4″, about 125 pounds, good cook and makes $130,000 a year. She will be the one in the long white dress.
Keep your fork