Words From Wise Men

Here are some words from very wise men. None of wich are serving in Washington.

  1. Never kick a cow pie on a hot day.
  2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  3. If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
  4. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
  5. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  6. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  7. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  8. Experience is something you don’t get until right after you need it.
  9. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your mouth is moving.
  10. Some days you are the bug, and some days you’re the windshield.
  11. Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Keep your fork

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