Signs of Wear

We all have those days when we “feel our age” as my Dad used to say. Here are some signs that we may be getting older.

When your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

When you don’t care where your spouse goes, as long as you don’t have to go along.

When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.

When ‘getting a little action’ means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

When ‘Getting Lucky’ means you find your car in a parking lot.

When an ‘all-nighter’ means not getting up to pee.

When you find that you get the walking farts just going to the refrigerator during a TV commerical.

When you can stay up late enough to see the sun set.

When you would rather save $100 than the world.

When you actually start to enjoy elevator music.

Keep your fork

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