A Californian and a Texan were hog hunting in the brush of south Texas when an illegal alien runs across the clearing. The Texan takes careful aim, shoots and kills him.
“You can’t do that!” cried the Californian.
“It’s legal here in Texas,” replies the Texan.
Later that night the Californian goes to town to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he’s making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer and runs away. The Californian draws his pistol, shoots and kills him. As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
“But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!” protests the Californian.
“Well, yeah,” says the cop, “but you can’t use bait.”
Keep your fork