Making People Happy

Here are the answers for the singulars and plurals in Do You Know A Know-It-All.

  • Attorney General  – Attorneys General
  • beef – beeves
  • biceps – bicepses
  • confetti – confetto
  • cul-de-sac – culs-de-sac
  • lasagna – lasagne
  • nieces & nephews – niblings
  • octopus – octopuses
  • opus – opera
  • Prius -Prii
  • spaghetti – spaghetto
  • sphinx – sphinges

Donald, Hillary and Bernie were on a long flight on Air Force One. Bernie pulled out a $100 bill and said, “I’m going to throw this hundred-dollar bill out and make someone down below happy.”

Hillary, not wanting to be outdone, said, “If that were my hundred-dollar bill, I would split it into two fifties and make two people down below happy.”

Of course, Donald didn’t want these two candidates to outdo him either, so he piped in, “I would instead take a hundred one-dollar bills and throw them out to make a hundred people happier.”

At that point the pilot, who had overheard all this bragging and couldn’t stand it anymore, came out of the cockpit and said, “I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make two hundred fifty million people happy.”

Keep your fork

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