The Ventriloquist

Jeff, a young ventriloquist, was touring the Mid-Atlantic states entertaining at local clubs when he stopped at Uncle Buck’s here in Luray. He was going through his usual stupid redneck jokes with Bubba J, when Jake, a big burly local guy in the audience, stands up and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your smart-ass hillbilly jokes; we ain’t all stupid around here.”

Flustered, Jeff begins to apologize, when Jake pipes up, “You stay out of this, mister, I’m talking to the smart-ass little fella on your knee!”

Keep your fork

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