I thought my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those that don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hands might enjoy this.
As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, In Beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, we do NOT run the risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of s@#*.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.
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