I don’t know what they are advertising but it’s the commercial that has the TV doctors in it. As they go through a list of things that goes on in soap opera TV hospitals, they show a female doctor closing the drapes and saying something like ‘scandalous affairs’. I knew there was an old story along this line and I finally remembered it!
A doctor had been having an affair with his nurse for sometime when she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know about the affair, much less the pregnancy, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby.
“How will I let you know that the baby has been born?” asked the nurse.
“Send me a postcard with the message ‘spaghetti’ on the back,” the doctor replied.
Six months later the doctor’s wife called him at the office and said that he had received a very strange postcard from Europe. Upon arriving home that evening, he read the card and immediately collapsed on the floor with a heart attack. While the paramedics were stabilizing him for transportation to the hospital, one asked the wife what had caused the cardiac arrest. Still mystified, she picked up the postcard and read, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti –two with sausage and meatballs, two without.”
Keep your fork